A1 Pathologists

With the news that hospitals will soon be advertising their services, I decided I'd put in my contribution to the pathology department's ad campaign. Never mind the huge piles of slides sitting on our desks in the department, we've got to come up with a glossy brochure. You might think that we'd do better by reporting our slides and that the money for this advertising might be better spent on other things (maybe a new automatic slide stainer, a nurse or two, a neonatal intensive care unit perhaps?) and so would I. But, for what it's worth, here's my ad....

Ill? Dead? Do YOU need a histopathologist?

A1 histopathologists are here for all your diagnostic histopathology needs.
Yes, we will fix, examine, dissect, block and report YOUR biopsy ASAP. First, second and third opinions available. Special rates for multiple biopsies from the same patient. Send any large resection and get the lymph nodes reported FREE! Full autopsy service, hospital or coroner, toxicology, microbiology and other tests available. Cervical screening and non-cervical cytology. Full immunohistochemistry service and access to flow cytometry and cytogenetics. Ring us TODAY to discuss your case.

*turnaround times may vary


That should do it….